J: what's that?
Me: these (grabbing his strong legs) these are your muscles, they are strong
J: these aren't muscles, these are my spider man skills
Day later
J: you know those bumpy things on my leg mamma, those are my spider man skills they help me jump!
J: I love people, don't you like when I love people? Isn't that a good tradition?
I really try not to laugh😣
J: (farts) laughing says "excuse me from my bumb, mamma I burped from my bumb"













